Your April 2016 Horoscope

Written by James Kicinski-McCoy
12:39 pm
04/01/16

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Ahh, April—the month of showers, taxes, and cheesy, often inappropriate April fools jokes. Good thing we’ve got your monthly forecast from our columnist, Christie Craft so you can know exactly what to expect. Click your sign below to get this month’s astrological predictions.

The delays are over—spring is here, and so is that much-needed shot of energy from the Sun’s high point in jovial Aries. Feeling antsy? Join the club. The return of the Sun King promises progress, inspiring all 12 signs to bite off as much as they can chew this month, but be careful not to choke.

An enterprising Aries New Moon on April 7th provides an essential burst of energy to launch big things in motion—domestic affairs for Earth signs, sexual adventures for Fire signs, emotional shifts in perspective and intuition for Water signs, and communications projects and professional advancement for Air signs. Be bold in your blueprint, but be patient: Mars, the planet ruling energy and ambition, will clock out of commission from April 17th to June 29th, causing major delays in all signs’ progress. Seize this sleepy, underground energy as an opportunity to fine-tune your strategy until the coast is clear. Charge your spiritual batteries this season to avoid anxiety—you’ll need all your energy for your ideas to take flight.

Super deep emotions are birthed after a long, shadowy gestation through a Full Moon in intense, sultry Scorpio on April 22nd. Feel all the feelings and then let them go—ain’t nobody got time for grudges and emotional outbursts once Mercury turns retrograde on April 28th.

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